cupcakes.... and dog dicks

If all the world could eat cupcakes, i know that it would be a much better place. I think that cupcakes a the cure-all. For some reason when i eat them, i cant stop smiling! It is an instant state of bliss. So when i diei want to come back as a cupcake. I would be a cherry chip cupcake with pink cherry flavored frosting...yummy. I baked about about 3 dozen cupcakes today... i smell of batter, my hair is full of flour, and i have frosting on my feet... dont ask i dont know how it got there either. Now down to business... i had the most crazy thing happen to me today. I was taking care of the neighbors dog. oh is he sweet! and oh so horny... Dare i say this online, but my little sweet pea princess poquita got her "boyfriend" a little excited. I have never seen a dog peener that huge in my life, his "lipstick" was out in serious full force. It was so shocking i had to go back to the neighbors house and tell her that i think i broke her dogs dick. It reminded me of this time that i saw a horse porn on the discovery channel, when the horse got all excited and i got scared. But the good news is our little furry friend is back from his state of blue balls, and lookin for some more action. On a side note, that was super creepy. I am so glad that that is not what happens in real life for men... the very thought of it gives me shivers. By the way, the little boy is a black poodle. I could tell that in his head he was saying "once you go black you never go back!"