Darn touch screen phones!!!

Oh dear, last night i really embarrassed myself... and for those of you who know me well, that is not an easy task to do. So let me pain the scene for you. Yesterday i was SUPER hungry for wings... surprise surprise. So to just satisfy my curiosity i texted Wing Man the word wings. He promptly responded with "when are we going?" so we texted back and forth for a bit. Then it was time to close the store, and i got a call. It was Wing Man. "hello?" Hello? It was his pocket calling me... (much like that new t-mobile commercial that i love when the woman says that her mans butt is calling her. Oh i love that commercial!) So i hung up. I close the store get in my car, crank the radio and start singing. Now mind you i am singing to the stupidest country song. Ticks... its by brad paisley... "I'm gonna check you for ticks... and just as i am in my American Idol Moment, hitting all the high notes real loud, i pull out my cell from my pocket, and realize that my phone called Wing Man and i have been singing to him for the last 4 minutes. OMG!!!!!!!! how embarrassing... so i just hung up... i did not even want to know if he was listening to me... OMG OMG OMG so i have yet to hear from him again. I can't blame him!

Oh and this is a funny little thing that happened just this morning... it never ends i tell you... i could be my own reality show. I was on my way to work this morning, and i was going to call in an order at THE SPICE HOUSE for some vanilla beans for some baking i have to do tomorrow. So i get out my trusty dusty cell and text google to get the number. In a snap it texted back to number and i hit call.... Yeah well i got the SPICE HOUSE indeed. i called the SPICE HOUSE PORN SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear god... now i could barely keep it together while driving i was laughing so hard.... just my luck. That is my life... you are more than welcome to follow me with a camera at this rate. Im sure that my embarrassing moments and stupidness would not disappoint!

Freaky Fast is right!

Last night i had such a fun evening... I went out with two of my lovely hot ladies and it was super fun! Now when the Bride, Sundance and i get together you just never know what is going to come up in convo. But let me tell you... it was VERY interesting! Silly things girls talk about. But, the most amazing part of the evening was that I ordered Jimmy Johns and it got to my bar stool within 6 minutes!!! that is amazing! that seriously was freaky fast. My hats off to Jimmy Johns they never disappoint! 6 minutes.... thats just crazy!

Silly little Universe

Shockingly enough there had been some action on the man front that i have yet to blog about. But today is the day, seeing as i can not escape the subject. I was prompted to do this after an ALWAYS insightful Carrie Bradshaw SATC moment while i was watching it in bed last night. It was the Bay Of Married Pigs episode where Carrie was talking about how married or committed couple find that they can't "figure out" their single friends. In which Carrie responds that maybe she has been single for so long that she is starting to believe that there will never be that guy for her... Well my recent happenings are somewhat on this line, but not quite.

After being on the phone with a long time man friend, listening to him sobbing about this girl that after 8 years finally said that she wanted to be in a relationship with wanted to "move to the next step". Well boy did he ever. He quit his job in Indonesia and Moved to Miami to be with her. Now after being there for 2 weeks, she has been yelling at him non-stop, and has told him that she wants him gone by this weekend. She is brutal! SO he is beside himself on what to do he has no job yet and dwindling funds, but he still says how much he is in love with her... I just don't get it. Especially after what i went through with DW and Dick, and the smoker, and the Crazy, do i want to let myself even get into this "thing they call love". But yet he was very insightfull in this conversation noting an interview he saw on GMA this morning. I think he said it was Steve Harvey, he wrote a book about dating called Act like a Lady, Think like a Man. Interesting.... which bring me to my current sitch.

Wing Guy. So WG came to my cupcake comp last week. I know him, but not super well. I met him through a good friend. he has always been really nice, very easy to talk to and such, and in a relationship. Hes cute, but no Michael Buble'... but really who is? :-) Anyways he texted my the morning of the comp and said that he is jcoming and that he is bringing some friends of his. I was delighted! i did not think that any of my friends or fam were going to be there. so i met him by the bar, and he was alone... no friends... he noted that one got sick and one was working. so i just moved on and we had fun tasting all the cupcakes and talking. And i friendly convo i asked him what were his big plans for the night. He was going to go next door for a drink after and then out for wings..... WINGS!!!! You know me i can't turn down wings. oh that sounded to good after the sugar shock of all the cupcake tasting. Somehow i was roped into his plans than. We went next door had a drink of wine, then off to wings. We walked a couple of blocks to the wing place, with some interesting convo. he was asking me questions about myself, and asked " whats up with your eyes?" I was like what??? he then responded with "they are really beautiful and exotic" OK really i was bracing myself for an insult of some sort, but maybe that is what he starts all compliments out with. how knows... so we go to the bar enjoy our wings, and i have to call it a night... We walk back to my car and he grabs for my hand and holds it............ whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? it was one of those moments like, um....i was NOT expecting this, but went with it. Oh did i forget to mention that some of his close friends happened to be at the bar as well... yeah moving on. So we get back to my car, and i told him i would drop him off at his car. So i drop him off and he moves in for the peck 'n' hug. Weird.. unexpected... i don't know.. On my way home it hits me like a tons of bricks..... HOLY SHIT! i was on a date and didn't even know it!!!! Sly dog...

In the passing week he has been texting me, and asked me out... and just yesterday i got word that he has a crush on me... this is weird. normally girls would see this coming, but i have been single for so long that i can't even recognize when I'm being courted...

A long time coming...

So i have to start out by saying, this is the very reason that i DID NOT want to join facebook. This is a long but juicy story so brace yourselves. Ok, i got a friend request, that i knew was coming. Now, I would not necessarily call it a friend request as much as i would a frenemy request. This girl, lets call her dirty whore, was my best best best friend in high school. She was a grade older than me, but we were inseparable. Seriously there was nowhere that i was that she was not there. We used to sign ourselves out of school and go down to Brewers games, and we had so much fun together! It was the summer that she graduated from school and i was about to be a senior. She moved to Waukesha to live with her mother. Now believe it or not, that changed nothing... i would drive back and forth up to 3 times a day from West Bend mind you to see her and hang out, and she would come up by me when she could get the car, but i had my own car so i did most of the driving. Then during that summer i reunited with an old flame of mine, i will call him Dick. So Dick and i were hanging out, and he had hurt me once before, but i was rather happy to be back with him. So after a bit i confessed to DW that i was seeing him again, and i thought that i was in love with him. DID you catch that. yes i said LOVE... So naturally we all started hanging out. Great times... The three of us spent tons of time together, as the summer was nearing an end, i would always go up to our families lake house on holiday. So i left for a week. Now this was like murder. DW could not come with me ... And to make this even worse... My cell phone did not have service in the boon docks...ahhhhh111 we all now how terrible this was for me a girl whom NEVER stops talking to be in the middle of nowhere and be out of human contact because me cell did not work. So i could not tell you how happy i was when finally after a long week I finally got Reception.... but as soon as that happened. to this day i can still remember, i had this weird sick feeling, like something was wrong. But regardless, i was super happy to call Dick, and then call DW. SO i was talking to them both, and they said that they both had good weeks, but yet they sounded weird.... that night it came out. When i was gone they hooked up!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yes and by hooking up, i don't mean it Laguna beach style i mean it the Hills style. I'm sure at this moment you may even have a slightly sick feeling in your stomach. well i was devastated!! I lost my boyfriend and my best friend in one day. I felt betrayed beyond belief. It still makes me sick just thinking about it. For weeks, i walked around like a zombie, i felt dead inside. Now mind you i was not about to kill myself when this happened, but i felt so low that it was pretty damn close. How could my best friend do that to me. Why would she even think that that was remotely ok. DEVASTATED!

So after some time, i tried to forgive them, i did try. I tried to hangout with her one day, but i just could not do it. I was still so hurt! SO we just went our separate ways.

Present day. Within the last week and a half, she has tried to befriend me on facebook, TWICE. the second time was just this morning, but it was not just a request, she sent me a message with it. It reads..."Hey Ashley, wow, its been a long time, you look great! This is DW (OK i took her name out and put her new name in place). I got married, I have a 16 month old son, Charlie, and I work at a police dept...crazy world, huh!? How have you been? What are you up to ? Where you living, where you working? Whaaaaaat.... I ignored her before, but now she sent me a message.... I just can't click that accept button. I can't. Now this does not help that fact that i am curious to see what she looks like these days. Nothing would be more satisfying than seeing her really fat or something to that extent, but i think that my pride is stronger than my curiosity at this point.

I still blame those two sucky people for how i am in relationships now. They ruined me I can't forgive them for that nor should I. I would NEVER do that to a friend of mine. Never ever. That that i would but given the chance, it just might cross my mind to go Chris Brown on her...

On a happy note, the Fireman's Chili dinner is tonight... they may just have to put out my fire :-)

Nothing says love like V-D

Well i had that most fabulous Valentines day! It was so fun! I had an amazing dinner at the Colombian princesses house, and crazy enough, we ventured out after. OOO the food was so good i am still drooling. Oh was it good.. and we ended it with a chocolate fountain.... yummy! So it w=did go off without a hitch, unlike some i wish i could forget Valentines Days. So as i think back to some of the funny things i remember from last night, this one moment was just priceless. So we are at Trinity, not my choice, but a very college-y bar with drunk young-ins all over. SO we find a booth to sit at because this couple was leaving. So we sit down with them, and strike up polite conversation until they leave. Now at this point we all had some cocktails in us, and this random couple were very drunk. So she said to us " do you want to read the present that i gave my boyfriend. She pulls out this small crumpled piece of paper and we read. I love how you hold me. I love that you love me. I love that you wrote me a song. I love that you put up with my herpes. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt!!! Seriously no joke it said that and i almost spit my drink out of my mouth when i read it.!!! dear god! Really you had to slip that into your love list... Ah so i am trying not to laugh... and Minutes before the Columbian princess read it and said out loud. " You have herpes????" AHHHHHHH it was soooo funny! which the girl retracted with saying she meant cold sores... riiiiiight... oh god it was so funny. So with that Valentines day is a great day to show someone how much you love them. and nothing says forever better than a case of Herpes :-)

Celebs....

Oh goodness. So this week has been super eventful with the celebs. Some good some bad, and some just down right crazy. Not so good gossipy info first. I have a little comment for Chris Brown who went ape shit and used the sweet Rihanna's face for a punching bag.,... Your a douche bag Chris brown... Really??? You could not harness your anger, and hurt her pretty little face and bite her. My lord! You are not a toddler.... his career is sooooooooo over. Oh and lets not forget A-Roid.... whatever. I'm just pissed that he plays for the Yankees and now the Yankees have CC Sabathia. Boo... and oh dear this one is picture worthy. SJP what was she thinking? Camel toe is NEVER OK... Those boots are super creepy. FYI being the shoe whore that i am. I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER wear boots like these

Ok so off of my celeb rant of the day, i think you would be proud of me. I did something that i said i have wanted to do... I went to go see a movie all by myself!!! That is a huge step! I went to go see HES JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU... ironic... a girl sat down next to me and was like, are you alone? I said yes and then she gave me this pity look. Clearly she was thinking in her head that not even my girlfriends are that into me seeing as i was by myself, but i loved it! I think i will go see another movie by myself again, very soon.

I want to know.....

... how those wonderful people at the coffee shops make my lattes' and capps so pretty by making shapes of hearts and such with the foam in my mug. I am so fascinated. I think that if i could learn how to do it, people would find me very skillful and interesting to be with in the morning while making coffee. But really, isn't that just the neatest thing. I remember once a while back, i went to my favorite coffee shop EVER... may it RIP it closed... but i was having a bad morning and i went in to enjoy my daily cup of Jo, and when the cute baristo
(is that what they are called? it sound better than coffee boy) brought over my latte it had a heart on the top!!! Awww that melted my heart... literally. But it brightened my day, and i want to know how they stumbled on that little skill of joy. i am currently enjoying a cup of hot cocoa at work, minus the delightful frothy shape.... so i ask of you if you know how or know of anyone who does know how to, please let me know.

im hungry....

i am hungry for Indian food. I am hungry for Indian food and i am at work. And you know what the kicker is... Indian food places don't deliver. I think this is just ridiculous! OUTRAGEOUS!!! All i want is some dahl and maybe some nan and the really weird looking stuff with the hard boiled egg in it, but noooooooooooooo they don't deliver. Stupid. How can it be that this is the only food that can't be delivered to me. Wait! scratch that. Thai food doesn't deliver either. again, i find this really really stupid. And because it can not be delivered to me it makes me want it even more. So i am hungry for Indian food i have a crazy bad caffeine headache, and i am sitting here waiting for my over priced Deli sandwich to be delivered. Good ole Jimmy Johns... Freaky fast, freaking expensive, but with a smile... When that sammy gets her i am going to resent it, because really all i want is some Indian food. Do you know that there are like 6 Indian food places, and none of them deliver... All it will take is just one place to deliver and whamo! they will have cornered the market on delivery Indian food...When will these Indian people catch on like the china men did, and start to deliver there curry country goodness. I am going to leave a comment card the next time i am there... this is bullcorn

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He's Back!!!!!!!!!!!! By he i mean my dad, and by back i mean home! We went to go pick him up at 8 am this morning, and i have to tell you i was never so happy to see my dad. EVER. Whew! I finally have that feeling back, you know the feeling that things are going to be OK, the feeling of comfort again... WOW i can't believe a whole year has passed. The time flys, but really i did not go fast enough, but i don't have to worry about that anymore! He is back!!!!!!!!!! Let the fun begin!

the FLU sucks

I have had the FLU since MOnday night... IT SUCKS! It has an iron grip on me and wont let go. I can't tell you how much it has sucked. BLAH! I just want to be better, and be out of this medicated fog. So i am sort of feeling better, and this is a big week, so i have to get better! I have a feeling that some good things are going to happen this week... i can't wait! If this has made no sense i am sorry... again this medicine is making me loopy