Sunday, February 15, 2009

Nothing says love like V-D

Well i had that most fabulous Valentines day! It was so fun! I had an amazing dinner at the Colombian princesses house, and crazy enough, we ventured out after. OOO the food was so good i am still drooling. Oh was it good.. and we ended it with a chocolate fountain.... yummy! So it w=did go off without a hitch, unlike some i wish i could forget Valentines Days. So as i think back to some of the funny things i remember from last night, this one moment was just priceless. So we are at Trinity, not my choice, but a very college-y bar with drunk young-ins all over. SO we find a booth to sit at because this couple was leaving. So we sit down with them, and strike up polite conversation until they leave. Now at this point we all had some cocktails in us, and this random couple were very drunk. So she said to us " do you want to read the present that i gave my boyfriend. She pulls out this small crumpled piece of paper and we read. I love how you hold me. I love that you love me. I love that you wrote me a song. I love that you put up with my herpes. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt!!! Seriously no joke it said that and i almost spit my drink out of my mouth when i read it.!!! dear god! Really you had to slip that into your love list... Ah so i am trying not to laugh... and Minutes before the Columbian princess read it and said out loud. " You have herpes????" AHHHHHHH it was soooo funny! which the girl retracted with saying she meant cold sores... riiiiiight... oh god it was so funny. So with that Valentines day is a great day to show someone how much you love them. and nothing says forever better than a case of Herpes :-)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! Chris Brown has herpes. Even celebrity can get STDs. No wonder why more and more people join the STD dating site STDslove.com

Anonymous said...

Ashley, that story is PRICELESS!