Darn touch screen phones!!!

Oh dear, last night i really embarrassed myself... and for those of you who know me well, that is not an easy task to do. So let me pain the scene for you. Yesterday i was SUPER hungry for wings... surprise surprise. So to just satisfy my curiosity i texted Wing Man the word wings. He promptly responded with "when are we going?" so we texted back and forth for a bit. Then it was time to close the store, and i got a call. It was Wing Man. "hello?" Hello? It was his pocket calling me... (much like that new t-mobile commercial that i love when the woman says that her mans butt is calling her. Oh i love that commercial!) So i hung up. I close the store get in my car, crank the radio and start singing. Now mind you i am singing to the stupidest country song. Ticks... its by brad paisley... "I'm gonna check you for ticks... and just as i am in my American Idol Moment, hitting all the high notes real loud, i pull out my cell from my pocket, and realize that my phone called Wing Man and i have been singing to him for the last 4 minutes. OMG!!!!!!!! how embarrassing... so i just hung up... i did not even want to know if he was listening to me... OMG OMG OMG so i have yet to hear from him again. I can't blame him!

Oh and this is a funny little thing that happened just this morning... it never ends i tell you... i could be my own reality show. I was on my way to work this morning, and i was going to call in an order at THE SPICE HOUSE for some vanilla beans for some baking i have to do tomorrow. So i get out my trusty dusty cell and text google to get the number. In a snap it texted back to number and i hit call.... Yeah well i got the SPICE HOUSE indeed. i called the SPICE HOUSE PORN SHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dear god... now i could barely keep it together while driving i was laughing so hard.... just my luck. That is my life... you are more than welcome to follow me with a camera at this rate. Im sure that my embarrassing moments and stupidness would not disappoint!