oh the guilt...

i dont even know where to begin about last night. how about i start out with the fact the i am pretty sure i may still be drunk and it is now 11:53 in the morning. My cell is broke, i have no phone to call anyone, my car is 20 mins away and the guilt is really setting in. So, ugh, ok it started with tequila or what i like to call te-kill ya. Botanas. margaritas, shots of tequila and yes the gag face came out. then we were off to the birthday party... this is where it really starts to get nutty. all our friends, open bar at a night club, and strippers. Now, you know me i love a good stripper. the guy was decent. but i dont think that i will ever, ever!!!! get the image out of my head of my best friend face down in the gay guys crotch while being lifted up by the stripper from behind, all the while her husband watches and laughs... and some where in there i do have to say i feel really bad for the poor guy who stood next to me. the girl stripper was completely nude and she was putting lollipops in places the sun does not shine. i was so shocked through the whole thing that i kept bracing myself and every time i did that i grab the guys crotch next to me... dear lord i felt so bad, but i could not help it!!! and i did this numerous times to the point where i told him he may want to move because it was reflex. How embarrassing, oh and this is just the start of my drunken debauchery. (the funny thing is i actually admit this to the world on my blog) ok so resuming. then we went to another club. blah it was a bitch fest. Then we were in the cab "going home" right.... i had the grand idea to stop at another bar. by myself! ugh. so i am super drunk at this point, how i remember this i have no idea. Ends up one of my girls was there, then she disappears i cant find my coat, my phone is broke and wont turn on, i am a babbling on and on to the bartender, he give me a ride home, and as i get out of the car he says "hey whats this??" i look, he is holding one of my OB tampons in his hand. F- my life! why do i even go out in public..... i am was a mess!!! today is going jto be a loooooooooooong day

bad things....

Have you ever met a man that just the sight of him causes you to play a soundtrack to the moment in your head? yeah.. well this very thing happens when i see "books" I call him books because oooo i could study him day and night and never get tired . yeeee haww!!! Sorry, i was having a moment :-) When i see him the theme song for TRUE BLOOD blares in my head on repeat of the refrain "i wanna do bad things with you" Oooh the chemestry with this guy. IT IS HOT. He asked me to stop by, so i did. Now at first i thought that it was going to be an innocent little visit...

Well one thing led to another and there i was with my great luck trying to be sexy in a nude bra that my grandma wouldnt have been caought dead in... Damn the luck!!!!!! Ill just say i dont think he minded :-) haha

Simple Pleasures

So i had a pretty easy going day today. I woke up with no rush, delivered some cupcakes, went to target, and got lunch by myself at one of my fav spots. it was sooooo wonderful having this day go so well, and then as i am sitting here eating my yearly Cadbury cream egg, i cant help but think as to what made it so great. Then BINGO... It has been the simple pleasures that i enjoyed today. The sun is shining, im eating one of my favorite childhood candies, and listening to some etta james. Some days i just love life

Monday... ugh

Normally i don't mind Mondays, but today just started out kind of sour. I was late to go workout, then when i went to go work out they said that my "membership" does not allow me to do those classes, blah blah blah... then the lady in my work out class decided that she was hot and ,must turn on the giant fan full blast. The giant fan that was right behind me. The very giant fan then that kept being moved by people so i was increasingly getting colder and colder as the workout went on. Its the mornings like this that make you wish you had not gotten out of bed! Blah i wish i was back in Chicago with the ladies sipping dirty martinis, and champagne bar hopping till dawn.

I LOVE delivery

So as i have been telling my girls, i have been in such a "man Funk" that i am going to start dating it up! I still have not gotten the date call from the cop, but..... i did get a morning text from the fireman :-) Bright and early, there is nothing like waking up to a text that says " would you like me to come over and save you, with some coffee?" ummmmmm Yes PLEASE!!!!! Haha 30 mins later there was a piping hot venti coffee in my hands and a steaming hot make-out session on the couch. Ahhhhh nothing like coffee delivery in the morning. if only all delivery men were this hot! What a great way to start the morning.... maybe i will have to order delivery again for lunch and dinner. yes, i think that i will! Nothing like a Little of Milwaukee's finest to help light my fire...

What to say what to say...

I really have nothing to say, but i do miss writing on my blog. It has been months, and so much stuff has happened that i must get back to my blogging if not for myself, for your entertainment.

With that said, i was asked out on a date today by a Cop. He's cute. He's not bald.... I cant help that i love the bald heads, it must be a gene that i was born with to attract me to bald heads. Anyways, i wonder when he is going to take me out... there is a slight age gap, but hey why not go out and have some fun. Ive been too good of a girl lately

I have decided that I need to get back to my blogging. So... Im at the bowling alley with Sundance and I have a fresh blister on my thumb and beer on my

breath. The end

Date worthy

I bought a new dress this weekend, and it is in need of going on a date. It is so super sexy i cant even stand it! It would be a perfect dress for a date. No i just need to find someone to go out on a date with. There is nothing like an LBD.

Pickle

Pickle, rock and a hard place,dilemma city...on and on. But yes i am in a pickle. Its this damn Facebook again! UGH!!!! So i got a friend request the other day. From my aunt. The very same aunt that has made my life a living hell more than a few times... So here is the dilemma. She is a pain in the ass at times, but family non the less. So she knows i am on facebook. My cousin and my other aunt whom i am friends with on fb have befriended her. Now a week has passed since i have gotten this friend request. I can't bring myself to ignore her, but i also cant work up the nerve to be the bigger person and confirm her. She has done some really rotten things. Now not saying that i have anything that i don't want her to see, or that i am hiding things, but knowing her, she will tell family some crazy stuff and yet again i will be the "black sheep" What is a girl to do... f-ing facebook. All I'm saying is that when i was not a member of this online social addiction, i did not have to worry about problems like this. PLEASE someone... what do i do???

boy oh boy

Does the time sure fly. It has been June since the last time that i have blogged, and i swear so much has happened. Ok more like i know so much has happened. I feel like my life is on auto pilot and i have no control over the destination.

with that said, boy oh boy has this summer been a ride. I am finding it really hard to balance business and pleasure. But i have been doing a lot of both. I just don't know what has really changed, but i feel like i am maturing. Hmmm. yes this does seem like a "deep" blog post, but i have had some recent events that have cause me to take a good look at what i really want of my life. I just get a little confused as to how will all of them work! I am a true believer in that fact that there are 24 useable hours in each day. But that could be how i got myself into this mess. so. i am making a list. this list is of things that will want to accomplish throughout my life if not this year. After all i wish i could say that i want this all done within a week, but hey even i have to hang up the super girl uniform from time to time.

1. Get a house
2. Open the cupcake shop
3. get a man friend ( wait... did i really just say that out loud? shit! i did.)

OK this list can go on and on but i guess i should just focus on this for now.

Legend of PF Changs...

I don't even know how to go about telling this story... It is so stupid and unbelievable that it could not be made up. So here goes. I met the Colombian Princess and her family (when i say her family i mean The Republicans family) out at Pf Chang's last night. So we sat down at the table and we are chatting and having some cocktails, and ordering blah blah blah. When in the middle of conversation there was a huge crash. A server had dropped a tray FULL of plates and such from across the room. Poor thing, you could tell she was super embarrassed, and then.... I felt a little prick. I look down and my eyes went completely wide. So I'm still looking down and now i am nudging the CP. SO as i am nudging her to get her attention from her conversation, i kept saying out loud, " T! T!, T! You are never going to believe this! "again T! T! T! You are NEVER going to believe this!" at that time i finally get her attention. She looks down, into my cleavage, and there was a chunk of a white porcelain plate stuck between my boobs! So in true CP fashion she digs in, grabs it out, and starts to die laughing. She then gets our servers attention and tells him that "lucky piece of plate flew across the room into my boobs. At this point the whole table is laughing. It was VERY funny i do have to say so myself. About 5 minutes later the restaurant manager comes over to say that that was the most amazing story he has had at the restaurant, and that the apps we had were on him for the evening! Ha ha! So we enjoyed the rest of the meal, and when leaving the manager was out front to bid us goodbye, when he say aloud " Miss you are a legend here at PF Chang's now!"

So my boobs and i are legends at PF Chang's. Ok maybe just my boobs. I told the server that i would autograph the shard for him if he would like. the end

Wahoo For IRON CUPCAKE!!!!

This is just so fabulous! This deserves a hip hip Horay!!! Mke's Cupcake Queens baby is getting so big! And i am excited for the awesome plug in the article about myself as well. Well done MKE CQ... you deserve all the great press! Whats next??? Rachael Ray?Oprah? David Lettermen? Michael Buble'? Ok probably not Michael Buble, but a girl can dream! Hmmmm i wonder what his favorite flavor of cuppies is.... I hope it is me with a cherry on top :-) Ok ok never going to happen, so here is the link to JS Online of the article...

http://www.jsonline.com/features/food/46322767.html

no need to wonder...

He was there... he came later. As i was sitting down to dinner with Grecian Delight and POPstar and her boytoy, i spotted Wing man. He sat at the bar, and then GD taught his eye. I would have to say at first i was kinda nervous, but after listening to Popstar and her man i got some good Advise about the subject. Another chuckle moment, was that i was sitting next to popstars guy, so it looked like i was the one there with the guy! Te he he He kept looking back at the table. I wonder what he wa thinking. I would have to say though that for being so nervous to see him since the split, i had no feelings for him... hmmmm. But then the inevitable happened, i had to use the ladies room, and the only way to it was walking past him. I did ask if it would be totally crazy to go out the back door through the alley then in the front door all to avoid him, but i was quickly shot down by everyone saying that YES that was totally crazy. So i went. He saw me coming, and turned around to talk..... i said hi and kept walking.......... whewwwww. But then on the way back he stopped me. It was like 20 questions. How are you. What have you been up to, Whats going on tonight. How was the competition. What did you make, was it good, what did you do for Memorial day. How is the cupcake biz. Has it been busy. Blah Blah blah. So i answered his questions, and asked him NONE... Hey what was a girl to do. The guy said that there was "no spark" Why should i engage him in my "non-sparky" conversation :-) Then on cue, the wings were being delivered to the table and i was out... With no remorse i dug it the the wings, and not wing man. So with that i have to wonder. Is indifference the best revenge?

Can't help but wonder....

So tonight is yet another Iron cupcake competition. This time it will be hosted at one of my fav places, The Irish Pub in the third ward. I have a delightful little treat in store, but i can't help but wonder..... Do you think Wing Man will be showing his face? After all, it is one of his fav watering holes, and he loves cupcakes. Or do you think he will steer clear of the area knowing that i will be there? And if he is there, what would i say? I think that i would politely say hi and that is all i could muster.... Ok ladies... Lets rally!!! if you can make it to the Irish pub tonight, i would be grateful.... first round on me!!! Come on, you cant leave me there by myself in case he is ballsy enough to show...

Would it be considered stalking if....

So, there is this guy that i know, and have know for quite a while, and i can't stop wondering how he is. I met him the day that i graduated from massage school. He is handsome and super nice and we hung out for a while. He lived in Chicago, and would have to come up here on business and we would go out and have a blast! We never did anything date like, but he was kind of sweet on me. And for some reason i have been having dreams about him. So weird! In my dreams his head will be on my girlfriends bodies and stuff... ok that is creepy but weird non the less. So i have been wanting to get back in touch with him.... Problem is, i can't remember his last name, and i don't have his number anymore. I think that i may have his number in one of my old phones, but i am just not sure if i do. I have tried tracking him down on facebook, but without a last name that is next to impossible. He worked/ maybe still does for BMW so i went on that website to see if by chance they had a company directory, but i came up empty.... It has become a fascination trying to get in touch with him. Hmmm. kind of odd

If i cant laugh at myself....

...Goodness. So having a slightly depressing/stressed 24hours i decide to shop. Oh i can shop and can you imagine what i bought????? Drum roll please. Cupcake liners. $80 worth of cupcake liners. wa wa waaaaaaaaaaa not as exciting as you thought it would be is it? Yea... hence me laughing at myself. I'm bummed so I'm going to show the world by taking it out on my credit card with cupcake liners. I'm a dork. but gosh are the liners cute!

Visit www.cupcakeswirl.com Super cute stuff!!!

But seriously... i NEED to find a wholesale company for these damn things. they seem cheep and frivolous until you start blowing through about 100 a week. But hey i can't complain... business is picking up! Can't wait until the day when i am busy enough to need a store front... Yes MKE Cupcake Queen... it is coming

Labels or Love

whew... last night was a doozy. My questioning can now be layed to rest. I am Single. Again. (Ugh! please don't make that face... yeah the oh your single again... but why? face. Stop it!) I guess i was just kind of sick of the hmm he seem aloof, but not... You know what im talking about... So i bit the bullet. I had to ask wing man if he really wanted to be in this "relationship" or not. To make a long story short, he said that he did not feel the "spark" Hmmmm... he said that it just seemed like we were more friends than anything. Hmmm ok. I did not feel like we were just friends, i liked him. But to be honest. now that i stop and think, i dont think i had that real spark either. Don't get me wrong, i really liked him, but i never felt that UN containable need to be by him. Hmm... so he kept asking me if we could still hang out. I said sure, but don't expect me to call. If he wants to see me he can do all the work. I'm done with trying to put my all into something that inevitably did make me cry. I'm sad, irritated, numb.... then this happened....

I got a call from my BF. To go back a little. When i went to Mexico i had to have a guy friend of ours put some of my crazy cute shoes in his carry-on. Ends up he still had a pair in his bag and they have been living in his house since. I have tirelessly been trying to get them back since January, with no luck. So last night i come to find out that The f-ing moron borrowed them to some girl, and she has them. I SEE FIRE. I was like a bull in the ring seeing red. Ooooo i was pissed!! WTF!!! Who does that! needless to say, i was already so upset about the breakup, that i lost it, and i threatened his balls if those shoes are ruined.

Funny thing about last night is i don't know what i was more upset about, the break-up or my shoes.... hmm maybe the fact that i am so over-worked and exhausted, has left me numb to it all.

I am a robot.... All I do Is work eat and sleep... But I am alive if u were all wondering

Shes my Girl....

Well ill be dammed if i don't love Rachael Ray more. She is my girl! So, in loo of trying to not be a party girl two nights in a row, i asked wing man if he would like to come over for dinner last night. I made Rachael Rays You wont be single for long Vodka Cream Pasta. He got to enjoy my kitchen skills. Hmm. I worked :-)