oh the guilt...

i dont even know where to begin about last night. how about i start out with the fact the i am pretty sure i may still be drunk and it is now 11:53 in the morning. My cell is broke, i have no phone to call anyone, my car is 20 mins away and the guilt is really setting in. So, ugh, ok it started with tequila or what i like to call te-kill ya. Botanas. margaritas, shots of tequila and yes the gag face came out. then we were off to the birthday party... this is where it really starts to get nutty. all our friends, open bar at a night club, and strippers. Now, you know me i love a good stripper. the guy was decent. but i dont think that i will ever, ever!!!! get the image out of my head of my best friend face down in the gay guys crotch while being lifted up by the stripper from behind, all the while her husband watches and laughs... and some where in there i do have to say i feel really bad for the poor guy who stood next to me. the girl stripper was completely nude and she was putting lollipops in places the sun does not shine. i was so shocked through the whole thing that i kept bracing myself and every time i did that i grab the guys crotch next to me... dear lord i felt so bad, but i could not help it!!! and i did this numerous times to the point where i told him he may want to move because it was reflex. How embarrassing, oh and this is just the start of my drunken debauchery. (the funny thing is i actually admit this to the world on my blog) ok so resuming. then we went to another club. blah it was a bitch fest. Then we were in the cab "going home" right.... i had the grand idea to stop at another bar. by myself! ugh. so i am super drunk at this point, how i remember this i have no idea. Ends up one of my girls was there, then she disappears i cant find my coat, my phone is broke and wont turn on, i am a babbling on and on to the bartender, he give me a ride home, and as i get out of the car he says "hey whats this??" i look, he is holding one of my OB tampons in his hand. F- my life! why do i even go out in public..... i am was a mess!!! today is going jto be a loooooooooooong day