Hairy Situation...

So tonight's the night! I do not know where we are going yet. but my true concern is myself... more specifically my body hair. Dear god, how am i supposed to feel sexy if under my cloths i look like a damn YEDDI. (at this time you may insert the chubacca sound). Now it's not like i really fret about my hairy legs or pits in general, but when you are going out on a date and you want to look and feel sexy...this is no good. My Britney looks like I've got buckwheat in a headlock! I did try to shave, but it has been so long that i forgot to get a new shaver. it was like shaving my a Kleenex. Oh well He's not getting any Sexy Sexy tonight anyway... until tomorrow...