Big Week...

Big Week!! There are some really great things that are happening this week... Lets start with St. Patty's Day... its not a day that I normally celebrate, but i am partaking in cooking of st Patty's fare... I'm making Corned beef and cabbage. I hope it turns out! i will keep you posted. Next, the new bachelor starts Monday night. He is hot and British. What more could a girl want. I do have a small obsession with watching the girls make asses of themselves, and the bachelorbe a man whore. And for my last excitement, I start at my new massage space this week. Yes it is time that i get my booty off the couch and go back to work! I am very excited! I think that the news is just as exciting as the new TV show POP FICTION. If you haven't watched it, do. If you do watch it, I'm sure you love it!

A whole different world...

I went to Cudhay today. Gross. It is definitely a whole different world down there. Now let me explain. There is the BEST Thai restaurant ever. Bangkok House. Check it out! I ordered food and had to wait for it to be ready so i went out on an adventure in the strip mall that it is in. Nothing but class this strip mall has the dollar tree and Fashion Bug. i had to chuckle to myself. The women were Peg Bundy look alikes and the men resembled Larry the Cable guy. He he he... So weird that it is so close to downtown but yet sooo creepy.

Ex sighting #2

ladies prepare........Yes i saw the smoker last night... I would have to say i did not handle myself as well as i wished, but hey that's me. We were out for the CP's birthday dinner. In walked the smoker. i panicked. Lame i know, but that is what happens when you still care about the guy i guess... he happened to be sitting with two, count them, two girls. At first CP and i were told there was one, and she was his real estate person, then there were two, and they were friends, then they were bartenders doing business with him. Well whoever they were, they had fake designer bags and ugly coats. I cant tell you what they looked like, because i couldn't get past the outfits. So there was a scramble with the the birthday cake, and the next thing i know i was responding to his hello and running out of the room. Ugh... are you feeling my pain? Well it gets worse. After the birthday song, CP called him to our table as he was walking out of the restaurant. He made no eye contact, and when he turned to leave i yelled out "enjoy your date!" ahhhh, why couldn't i have just acted cool. I guess cool is not my style in situations like this, put me in a room with a man that calls me bitch and sings hall and oats, I'm fine, but put me in close proximity with an ex that i have yet to fizzle the sizzle, and I'm an ass... Maybe that's what i get for dating a guy who has his full name his license plate...

This does not fair good for me. If i keep seeing exes' i may have to move out of town...

It was the Bee's Knees!

Wow what a success! The Colombian princess's party went great! Everyone looked so fabulous in their 20's flapper and gangster gear! I loved it!. Turned out that our sweet birthday girl was the murderer and she didn't even know it! It truly was a great time! If you ever have the chance to do or go to a murder mystery party, DO! It is hard work, but so worth the effort! i think that she had a "killer time"! Pictures to come...

Horse Hair

As i was watching TV last night, i stumbled across the worst look ever...A Phony Pony... Oh yes it was bad! Please tell me why women insist on wearing these putrid things. It didnt even match her hair. This is the biggest problem. People think that they match their hair when in fact they don't at all. I worked for this nut case once who wore them all the time. I don't think that she understood the fact that they should match your hair. She has very dark almost black hair, and she would come in wearing blonde hair pieces. She also had one with dreads, and braids in it...that was my favorite What a dumb ass. The only thing creepier than people wearing them is that at the mall there are whole kiosks of dead hair hanging there on display. Thats bad but i go nuts when they try to chase you with them wanting to put these dead animal things in your hair. No thanks! The only time i think that they may be appropriate is at the Brides up-coming wedding... With that thought i will pick up matching ones for all us girls attending.

OUTRAGOUS!

Ok What the f*!%... Brett Favre retires and the whole world revolves around him...It was on every station! I missed Rachael Ray. Honestly his retirement news has gotten more press than the damn assassination of JFK. They make him out to be this god send. Constant pictures of him everywhere and watching people moping around, Oh enough. HE JUST PLAYED FOOTBALL PEOPLE!!! Every news station has been broadcasting these movie time lines of him...but somehow, shockingly they forgot to add the years of womanizing and pill popping... hmmm fishy. I do give him props for his commitment to our team. But in all reality, this was going to happen, people quit their jobs. When i quit my job all i got was ignored and had to buy my own cocktails. I didnt get no fricking news cast. Note. it took me a day to write this so i was not a complete asshole, I allowed all of you Farve lovers to mourn. Now buck-up buttercups his retirement is not serious news that needs to interfere with daily functioning. Ps. his butt was starting to sag anyway... we need some fresh ass on the team.

Yes I am Alive

Hey guys! Wow! it has been a long time since i have blogged. I feel like one of those mothers that leaves their kid in the car on hot day while they go into the bar, they know its wrong but still dont care... So anyways BIG NEWS!! Pick'n'Save has reduced the prices of 5,000 items in the store. I was in heaven, everywhere i went there was yellow tags saying "LOOK IM CHEAPER"... I kinda felt like i was at Wal-Mart, but without all the creepy incest people. Wal-Mart is a breeding ground for socially inept people i swear... And dont' you all sit there thinking im mean. You know what im talking about.
I did go to the costume shop today. gosh what a fun place! And note, a much better place than wally world. I went to buy a Flapper outfit for the Colombian princess's roaring 20's murder mystery party. It should be super fun! Thanks to sprint, this party should go off without wrinkle. Well hopefully... Im sure that there will be some great pictures!