oh the guilt...

i dont even know where to begin about last night. how about i start out with the fact the i am pretty sure i may still be drunk and it is now 11:53 in the morning. My cell is broke, i have no phone to call anyone, my car is 20 mins away and the guilt is really setting in. So, ugh, ok it started with tequila or what i like to call te-kill ya. Botanas. margaritas, shots of tequila and yes the gag face came out. then we were off to the birthday party... this is where it really starts to get nutty. all our friends, open bar at a night club, and strippers. Now, you know me i love a good stripper. the guy was decent. but i dont think that i will ever, ever!!!! get the image out of my head of my best friend face down in the gay guys crotch while being lifted up by the stripper from behind, all the while her husband watches and laughs... and some where in there i do have to say i feel really bad for the poor guy who stood next to me. the girl stripper was completely nude and she was putting lollipops in places the sun does not shine. i was so shocked through the whole thing that i kept bracing myself and every time i did that i grab the guys crotch next to me... dear lord i felt so bad, but i could not help it!!! and i did this numerous times to the point where i told him he may want to move because it was reflex. How embarrassing, oh and this is just the start of my drunken debauchery. (the funny thing is i actually admit this to the world on my blog) ok so resuming. then we went to another club. blah it was a bitch fest. Then we were in the cab "going home" right.... i had the grand idea to stop at another bar. by myself! ugh. so i am super drunk at this point, how i remember this i have no idea. Ends up one of my girls was there, then she disappears i cant find my coat, my phone is broke and wont turn on, i am a babbling on and on to the bartender, he give me a ride home, and as i get out of the car he says "hey whats this??" i look, he is holding one of my OB tampons in his hand. F- my life! why do i even go out in public..... i am was a mess!!! today is going jto be a loooooooooooong day

bad things....

Have you ever met a man that just the sight of him causes you to play a soundtrack to the moment in your head? yeah.. well this very thing happens when i see "books" I call him books because oooo i could study him day and night and never get tired . yeeee haww!!! Sorry, i was having a moment :-) When i see him the theme song for TRUE BLOOD blares in my head on repeat of the refrain "i wanna do bad things with you" Oooh the chemestry with this guy. IT IS HOT. He asked me to stop by, so i did. Now at first i thought that it was going to be an innocent little visit...

Well one thing led to another and there i was with my great luck trying to be sexy in a nude bra that my grandma wouldnt have been caought dead in... Damn the luck!!!!!! Ill just say i dont think he minded :-) haha

Simple Pleasures

So i had a pretty easy going day today. I woke up with no rush, delivered some cupcakes, went to target, and got lunch by myself at one of my fav spots. it was sooooo wonderful having this day go so well, and then as i am sitting here eating my yearly Cadbury cream egg, i cant help but think as to what made it so great. Then BINGO... It has been the simple pleasures that i enjoyed today. The sun is shining, im eating one of my favorite childhood candies, and listening to some etta james. Some days i just love life

Monday... ugh

Normally i don't mind Mondays, but today just started out kind of sour. I was late to go workout, then when i went to go work out they said that my "membership" does not allow me to do those classes, blah blah blah... then the lady in my work out class decided that she was hot and ,must turn on the giant fan full blast. The giant fan that was right behind me. The very giant fan then that kept being moved by people so i was increasingly getting colder and colder as the workout went on. Its the mornings like this that make you wish you had not gotten out of bed! Blah i wish i was back in Chicago with the ladies sipping dirty martinis, and champagne bar hopping till dawn.

I LOVE delivery

So as i have been telling my girls, i have been in such a "man Funk" that i am going to start dating it up! I still have not gotten the date call from the cop, but..... i did get a morning text from the fireman :-) Bright and early, there is nothing like waking up to a text that says " would you like me to come over and save you, with some coffee?" ummmmmm Yes PLEASE!!!!! Haha 30 mins later there was a piping hot venti coffee in my hands and a steaming hot make-out session on the couch. Ahhhhh nothing like coffee delivery in the morning. if only all delivery men were this hot! What a great way to start the morning.... maybe i will have to order delivery again for lunch and dinner. yes, i think that i will! Nothing like a Little of Milwaukee's finest to help light my fire...

What to say what to say...

I really have nothing to say, but i do miss writing on my blog. It has been months, and so much stuff has happened that i must get back to my blogging if not for myself, for your entertainment.

With that said, i was asked out on a date today by a Cop. He's cute. He's not bald.... I cant help that i love the bald heads, it must be a gene that i was born with to attract me to bald heads. Anyways, i wonder when he is going to take me out... there is a slight age gap, but hey why not go out and have some fun. Ive been too good of a girl lately