Thursday, April 2, 2009

Gross gross gross

Eeewwww!!! Ok so i have a semi long list of things that really creep me out and One just happened before my very eyes... a cute little Asian kid was walking past the shoe store outside with his fists pretty much in his mouth flossing his teeth! And when he pulled the floss out, he looked at it and stuck it back in his mouth!!!!Gross!!! I'm gaging... Ugh! Now all i can think of is plague in my egg foo yung. Damn... and even worse then the flossing in public, is i HATE HATE HATE it when people use toothpicks. (gag sound) they creep me out so bad. This issue started when i was with my grandpa, bless his heart i love him to pieces, but he has an issue with getting food stuck in his teeth. As do most people, but my gramps takes this whole toothpicking to a whole new level. He will use the toothpick, dig out a half chewed t-bone steak from his teeth, pull it out on the toothpick, look at it, then eat it. AGAIN!! (gag sound) Ugh... too much for me, let me tell you... and yes this is the same gramps that hawked a huge loogie into a box of my shoes one day...Oh and then there are the unsuspecting people in the car who pick their noses and eat it!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!! My hope is that one day the suspect-picker will look over after their mid-boogie snack and see my disgusted face... So the moral to all of this, is if you are going to do any of these things, do them in private, and wash your hands!

No comments: