White Party

Last night Poodle and i went to a White Party. Fun! But, yes there is always a but. The house was fabulous, huge white tents, a DJ, plenty of beverages, but. Now i don't know if any of you have been to Phoenix or lived her, but the people are VERY different from that in the Mid-West. I could not have paid people money to have wanted to talk to us, or even say HI. I'm sure that some of you have heard this complaint from me before that the people out her in Phoenix are rude. I'm sorry, but it is not hard to smile at someone and say hi. And better yet smile at a girl, me, with a cute little white sundress, boobies galore, and fresh sun kissed make-up. Yes i looked hot. It was fun to be at the Diddy-inspired bash, but it did not have a great party love.You know, the love that when you walk into the party your like" oh this is going to be fun"No, this party was like " oh look they wore white too"  After being there for a couple of hours Poodle and i were ready to go and stuff our faces with Jack In The Box. Do we have one of those in Milwaukee???? OMG it is so good! Please someone help me research that, well maybe not. I think that the three tacos and fries that i had went straight to my thighs. The very thighs that are going to be gracing people with their presence pool-side this afternoon. I wonder if there is a drive-thru lipo place around here, if so i will take the number 4 hold the swelling.