Monday... ugh

Normally i don't mind Mondays, but today just started out kind of sour. I was late to go workout, then when i went to go work out they said that my "membership" does not allow me to do those classes, blah blah blah... then the lady in my work out class decided that she was hot and ,must turn on the giant fan full blast. The giant fan that was right behind me. The very giant fan then that kept being moved by people so i was increasingly getting colder and colder as the workout went on. Its the mornings like this that make you wish you had not gotten out of bed! Blah i wish i was back in Chicago with the ladies sipping dirty martinis, and champagne bar hopping till dawn.

I LOVE delivery

So as i have been telling my girls, i have been in such a "man Funk" that i am going to start dating it up! I still have not gotten the date call from the cop, but..... i did get a morning text from the fireman :-) Bright and early, there is nothing like waking up to a text that says " would you like me to come over and save you, with some coffee?" ummmmmm Yes PLEASE!!!!! Haha 30 mins later there was a piping hot venti coffee in my hands and a steaming hot make-out session on the couch. Ahhhhh nothing like coffee delivery in the morning. if only all delivery men were this hot! What a great way to start the morning.... maybe i will have to order delivery again for lunch and dinner. yes, i think that i will! Nothing like a Little of Milwaukee's finest to help light my fire...

What to say what to say...

I really have nothing to say, but i do miss writing on my blog. It has been months, and so much stuff has happened that i must get back to my blogging if not for myself, for your entertainment.

With that said, i was asked out on a date today by a Cop. He's cute. He's not bald.... I cant help that i love the bald heads, it must be a gene that i was born with to attract me to bald heads. Anyways, i wonder when he is going to take me out... there is a slight age gap, but hey why not go out and have some fun. Ive been too good of a girl lately