The irony...

I a few situations that i have recently stumbled upon, i found things a little shall i say ironic. Why is it that when people are in the wrong are they sooo adamant on proving they are right to the point of being just down right mean and rude? Really i am sure that you all have come across this a few times, and to me that is a few times to many. Take for example. So a woman came into the store yesterday and bought boots, and tights. Now she new she was going to buy the tights, so she slipped them on, not all the way but she was wearing them to try on boots and shoes. Well today i get a call that she is very dissatisfied with the fit of the tights and want to return them. GROSS!!!!!!! Ok as a women i think that buying tights is a gamble. They may fit, they may not... but in the end we know that you dont try to return them with flaky legs skin on them!!!! Oh yes!!! flaky leg skin, and she wants to return them. Now i explained to her our return policy and that it is unsanitary to resell tights that have been worn. Then she tells me that she did not wear them. WTF, lady i was there the whole time i was selling you shoes... you were wearing them!!! But she was adamant on returning them... no way Jose! So she insulted me by saying i have no authority to change policy so she wanted me to talk to the owners. Listen.... now i was pissed. Who tries to return tights....??? seriously. She can afford to just buy a bigger size.. that's all I'm saying. So I'm sure that i will be blessed with her presence yet again by the end of the day. Hooray for me. I'm sure i will be needing a cocktail upon her exit... People when you are wrong you are wrong... don't make someone Else's life hell because you are too scarred to admit something or don't want to apologize for being an ass! Ironic dont you think? Knowing your wrong but still having to prove you are "right"... hmmm

Justin Bobby?

I can't help but wonder lately if The Smoker is my Justin Bobby? I know i know, what did i get myself into now???? After having a drunken conversation with Sundance during election night the smoker has been on my mind... So i went out to dinner with him last night. We or should i say i had a great time, i have no idea of his thoughts on the evening. it was really nice. Din din was great but i kept feeling like he was not present, like his mind kept wondering. it was a little odd. I am so comfortable around him normally but it felt a little weird last night. Not that he was stand-offish, but he was a little distant. Hmmmm i am probably looking too far into this, but i have nothing else to do so i will. It was just kinda weird. Like he wanted me there, but did not really engaged. I stayed over, and no NOTHING HAPPENED. Absolutely NOTHING. NOTHING not even a little cuddle or anything. So weird... hmmm. Oh and Earlier this week we were texting back and forth and he asked me if i was going to come down to his condo in Florida when he goes down. First of all it was hard enough to nail down a night to go to dinner with him let alone assume that i am invited to join him in Florida. I dont understand him. ugh... its like he thinks i have espn... he he he i had to add that joke. But really, i cant read his mind, i dont know what he is thinking but to me it seems like he thinks i should. Sundance made a very great point... what is the point of putting myself through this craziness all the time with him. For god's sake... its been 2 years since we broke up and i am still being emotionally tortured by this animal! ok that is a little harsh :-) not tortured, What do i do???? is he my Justin Bobby? Is he bad for me and i just need to stop? Blah Blah Blah... This all started when he texted me that he had a baby and a baby mamma. Not funny. Not even close to being funny. but then again what should it matter to me what he does, we're not together. Right... he did say something last night that i just thought of now and i am not sure how to take it. he said that he thought it was funny that he said he was having a baby. i told him it was not and that i did not like it one bit, then we went on talking and he said something about that he "talks" to people. talking as in talking to the home depo guy or talking as in girls. Is something fishy going on here beside my dinner of catfish last night?

Im going to go ape shit in 2 seconds....

Ok so this has been an on-going irritation for a while now. We have a "window washer" come do our windows. I will call him Crackhead. So crackhead drives me absolutely nuts. He has these episodes where he just walks into the store yelling at me. Then the next time he is nice, then back to his yelling. Now i try to give him the benefit of the doubt by letting him do our windows, but really i can't even stand him anymore. I pay him $7.50 to do the windows. It should normally take about 10-15 min to do the windows. He started 25 min ago and is stopping to take a cigarette break...... WTF... he drives me mental... now he just lied to me...

oh, and GO vote

Whew... Its been a while!

Ok Ok ok ... It has been super crazy busy so her i am to do m recap and also to vent some serious findings.... It was recently my Birthday as you know. I had the BEST birthday ever!!! It was so fabulous and drama free! Thank you to all the ladies and gents who took the time out of their busy weeks to Hang out! PS... i LOVED all of my presents!

Ok so now that my birthday is over i am on the whole smart business woman band wagon... I will buy a house i will buy a house, i will buy a house... i find that if i keep repeating it to myself, it will help to keep me focused.... so now to the juicy... So i was found on Face book the other night by an old guy friend. Very fun! but now with this whole finding mutual friends... i may have gone too far. I looked up the Jewish Doctor... he is on facebook, but i am not sure if i should ask to be his friend or not... am i playing with fire? And the weird thing is is that it says that he is single, however i was told a while ago that he is with someone, oh yes that someone was the girl he started dating while i was dating him... ass... but what do you think should i? Is this a bad thing that i am looking up the ex files???

More to come very very soo about my birthday. Oh this felt good!

The new LBD

I can't even tell you how excited i am to wear my new LBD for my Birthday. It is the best dress EVER!!!!! It is the same dress that LC wore to the VMA's But black, hence LBD. I went to my fitting this morning, and surprisingly it went off without a hitch!!! Can you believe it?!? I am so happy! What do you think? Like it? Wahoo!!! Birthday here i come! Chicago boys.... look out!

Giddy School Girl

OK...So having been on my man diet, actually now i have been tip-toing on the edge of man fast, to my suprise i met a guy, well kinda... So there has been this guy that has stopped in at the store the last two days in a row. OMG!!! he is Hot! The weird thing is is that i know that i know him from somewhere. but where i o not know... ok but on to his butt. Oh it is so hot i think he may have caught me staring at it. When he came in yesterday, and i could NOT stop smiling an giggling. He could very well have thought that i was 10 years old. When he came in on Tuesday he stayed for a while to talk and cuddle with Poquita, which was super adorable. He was looking for boots, so i used him as my model and made his sweet ass try on about 8 pairs of shoes. Then he came in yesterday, he was with his Aunt. And he was wearing a t-shirt, and his arms looked really, really yummy. As he was leaving he said that he was not ready to buy the shoes yet, but he was going to come in very soon... hmmm i cant wait. but still wonder why he is so familiar...

Seems like forever...

Wow i feel like i have been gone for a month! I have lots to cathch up on. So lets start with the fact that my brithday month is under way. With my birthday coming up on the 16th i feel that it is about time for me to get the festivities rolling! I can smell the crab legs and Martinis already! Oh and i am very excited... i am having my birthday dress made! AHHHH it is going to be so Freaking cute!!! FYI if you want an idea of what it will look like it will be super similar to the dress that LC wore to the VMA'S but BLACK..... ooohhh Chicago men better watch out! Mama is on the prowel!.... rarrrrrrrrrrr!



Oh so i have to finally admit it but i missed the deadline to enter my Audition tape for The rachael Ray hey can you cook comp... BOO HISS! now that is with saying that i did not go down without a fight. I tried taping it... like 3 times. THen to make a long story short. i went to 2 places to get the video put on a dvd. well it Didnt happen. and time was running short to get it over-nighted to New York the best city on earth! So i choc this one up to it was just not ment to be...